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Joke of the Day
"My doctor wrote a prescription for dailysex. But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."
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"Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 15 people Then the grenade exploded."
"Lochte: My record is the most credible, because... IM the world record holder."
"Tried to cover Miles Davis but failed miserably... I Kind of Blue it"
"After a terrible storm, a farmer realizes he needs to revamp his fence. Sorry, repost."
"Thinking about becoming an unemployed mom so I can make up to $64/hr online."
"What did the priest announce before he went for a bath? ""Speak now or forever hold your pee!"""
"Apparently telling the principal that ""it's not cheating, it's cooperative learning"" was the wrong thing to say."
"How do you fit 4 gay men on one bar stool? Turn it upside down."
"Where do you go when you need a sperm donation? Sasha Grey's mouth"