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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ? Amanda the table!"
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"A man is in the doctor's office: ""Doctor, can I get AIDS from sitting on a toilet seat?"" ""Well yes, but only if you sit down before the last guy gets up."""
"Facebook is where you'll find people sharing screenshots of sarcastic tweets and commenting ""stupid""."
"""There won't be humans in 500 years. Enough people choke themselves when they jerk off we gave it a name. We ain't a species made to last."""
"How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your back yard."
"I fucked a retarded chick last night. I wanted the first time to be special."
"If an Asian and a Mexican have a baby..... Would you call it an Amasian?"
"A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Unfortunately, the beer doesn't understand English commands. But the bartender can speak easy."
"What do you call three rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line."
"How do really crazy people get through the forest? Via the psycho path."