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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper."

"Don't glare at me lady! You're the one who named your kid Marco then yelled his name in the store!"

"I wonder if Sallys parents were like ""Yeah great idea Sally. Sell seashells. On the seashore. Where there are tons of free shells. Idiot."""

"Cemeteries are some of the most popular clubs in the world... ...I mean, people are literally *dying* to get in."

"Sorry I thought your older sister was your daughter and then made everyone else at the restaurant guess your age."

"What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common? They have access to arms."

"When pearl jam comes on and you're like... It doesn't get Eddie Vedder than this"

"Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno? Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards"

"My girl said she need distance and time Still dont know what she's trying to calculate the velocity of..."

"I went out for a vindaloo last night and my arse is really sore today I can't believe some of the things I do for a free curry."