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Joke of the Day

"I went out for a vindaloo last night and my arse is really sore today I can't believe some of the things I do for a free curry."

"(Corny)-Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard? Cuz everyone was dying to get in."

"Flash mobs are so not what I thought. Now I've gotta go find my clothes."

"What's the difference between having sex on two twin beds pushed together and Reganomics? You get fucked and fall through the cracks."

"What's 9 inches long,pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth Her miscarriage"

"I think the most romantic thing a woman can do for a man on Valentine's Day is to have a vagina."

"Why are black people so good at running? Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin."

"The Police called to my door last night and said ""Your dog was chasing a man on a bike""... ...I said ""Bullshit, my dog doesn't have a bike""."

"Afraid your kid might be a commie? Well if he paints one of his bedroom walls red with some yellow stars or a hammer and sickle, that's a huge red flag."

"I was gonna tell you a gay joke... Butt fuck it"