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Joke of the Day

"Cemeteries are some of the most popular clubs in the world... ...I mean, people are literally *dying* to get in."

"What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time :D I'm not funny (._.)"

"what did the kiwi statue said to the other kiwi statue? statue bro?"

"Taken 9 (2021): She got married she's with her husband relax man"

"I wish they made bar-stools with seat belts and dual side airbags."

"""Shut the door, drop your pants, and get on top of me."" -My toilet"

"Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper? C4."

"How do you make a gay guy scream twice in one evening? Fist fuck him then wipe your hands on his drapes."

"What is the recommended psychological treatment for mentally ill statisticians? Regression therapy"

"*reads your mind* *decides to wait for the movie*"