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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if Sallys parents were like ""Yeah great idea Sally. Sell seashells. On the seashore. Where there are tons of free shells. Idiot."""

"A chinese couple moves to Africa and the woman soon becomes pregnant. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a half African and half Chinese baby. The man names the baby Sum Ting Wong."

"My dentist tells me to floss my teeth daily. I wish he'd leave me alone."

"Two Charles Dickens bar drinks Charles Dickens Martini- olive or twist Charles Dickens Cider- usually a little tart"

"A good pun is hard to find, like a good steak... *The medium's rarely well-done.*"

"Why did Hitler make such a bad weatherman? Even when it was rain, he kept yelling ""heil!"""

"What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter? The dishes, if she knows what's good for her."

"What do you call nudes from the 90s hot mail"

"The world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the sun...which shines out my ass."

"My wife says she's leaving me because of my obsession with karaoke. I said ""Fine, go on now go, walk out the door, just turn around now, because your not welcome anymore...."""