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Joke of the Day
"Don't glare at me lady! You're the one who named your kid Marco then yelled his name in the store!"
Next Joke
"Necrophilia... There's nothing like cracking open a cold one."
"I was given MDMA and LSD tonight... What a shit way to start a game of Scrabble."
"Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades."
"No Job ?? Better Blow-Job than No-Job !"
"I'm not sure which is worse: People who force their religion on you... Or Anyone who's ever said ""Oh it's because I'm a Virgo."""
"best funny clip 2015 nice"
"What cell carrier do Mormons use? Virgin Mobile"
"Like that scene in 'The Revenant' where Leo is mauled by the bear but it's just me at your wedding reception dancing with your grabby aunt."
"What's the worst part about Necrophilia? The awkward silence."