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Joke of the Day
"Good marriage requires communication: My wife tells me I'm wrong, and I tell her she's right."
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"[grocery store] dad to his crying baby: shhh stop crying [baby keeps crying] me: wow, your baby does not listen"
"You know what the difference between ""Pay to Win"" and ""Play to Win"" is? L. Which stands for ""Lots of Money""."
"Why does a chicken coup only have two doors? Because if they had four doors they'd be called chicken sedans."
"I hate when a grocery clerk judges you for what you put on the checkout belt. I found that dead cat behind YOUR store & now I want to buy it"
"I live life by 3 rules: 1- Get ripped. 2- Stay ripped. 3- Live in denial so that life is bearable."
"Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon? Rattata"
"Neverland Ranch Why did Michael Jackson build Neverland Ranch? He was fucking immature."
"How are tornadoes and marriage alike? They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house."
"Chinese people want to criticize Ronda so bad after that fight.....but they cant. They just end up saying her name, Ronda Rousey"