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Joke of the Day

"TIL that the current chinese president Xi Jinping, has a PhD in English literature. That's why the Chinese people call him ""The Great Reader""."

"I'm no different than the average working guy. I have two arms, two legs and 4.2 billion dollars. ~ Donald Trump"

"I don't trust left handed people They're never right"

"*Good Will Hunting* Professor: are you the janitor who's been solving the math equations? me: [writing '80085' on every chalkboard] yes?"

"What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window."

"I was sitting on my dolphin, then I fell off. Butt not on porpoise."

"When I die, I might have an open casket funeral. Remains to be seen."

"Processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can This is now a spam post."

"Did you hear about the new low fat religion? ""I Can't Believe Its Not Buddha"""

"/u/ShittyJokeExplainBot , explain yourself."