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Joke of the Day

"The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife."

"What does an Australian chemist call is bro? Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong"

"What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot? Steven Hawking"

"My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words Allahu Akbar. [Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ? Bride and Prejudice !"

"What do you call a republican fashion director? Clothed minded"

"Ladies, they're called ""Skinny Jeans."" Not ""Makes You Skinny Jeans."""

"What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting? Octopied"

"Tried to have sex on a railroad track, but the train came first."

"What do you call it when you poop a little bit in your pants by accident? A shituation."