2008
Joke of the Day
"My children annoy me so I'm leaving everything in my will to a nap I took in 2007."
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"England's gonna have a rude awakening when they go to war and all their knights are actors and musicians."
"Thought i was out of toilet paper today Turns out i had a shitload"
"Giraffes born in American Zoos are Giraffrican Americans"
"I have a work fetish I never come too late."
"You know when geese are flying in a V, one side of the V is always longer than the other one? Know why that is? Cause there's more geese on that side."
"Porn addiction is a serious thing I have first hand experience."
"Roses are red... Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shit my garden is on fire!"
"A shopping mall. Drake walks past a man dressed as Santa, who yells out, ""Ho! Ho! Ho!"" ""Yeah,"" Drake sighs as he keeps walking. ""She was."""
"What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common? They both made the news for not being straight."