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Joke of the Day

"I like to put Aunt Jemima next to the Uncle Ben in my pantry. I'm hoping for a love connection."

"I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"What did the black student get on his SATs? Barbecue sauce"

"The Hydrogen + ion got into a fight with the Hydrogen Oxide - ion online The H + called the OH - too basic and the OH - called the H+ to acidic."

"It feels like Robert De Niro just walks onto random film sets and says ""I'm in this now."""

"What do you call cute seeds? Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me"

"What does Jeb Bush have in common with a threesome? A lot of people think three bushes is one bush too many."

"Regular sex makes your day. Butt sex makes your hole weak."

"Airline Prices Airline prices are getting out of control, soon they will start charging for emotional baggage. ""Where did he touch you as a kid? that will be an extra $50."""

"So I was at LEGOLAND the other day, and this couple were making out in line....... it was so gross, I told them ""Hey guys, build a room"""