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Joke of the Day

"Only a woman can make you a millionaire if you are a billionaire."

"What's the difference between premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction? One's pretty quick, the other's a quitty prick."

"Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up? They needed some space."

"What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny!"

"I'm coming out of the closet. Not that! I mean her husband finally left for work."

"how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice what's up girl my name is bill"

"Why are rosary beads so small? Because altar boys are really tight."

"BREAKING NEWS: California's drought is over Water supply flourishing from the tears of the racist, homophobic, and conservative southerners."

"What is the difference between an onion and a hooker? I am not crying when chopping up the hooker. Thank you and goodbye forever!!"

"Joined our neighborhood watch program. There's 30 of us though so I only get to wear it like 1 day a month. :("