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Joke of the Day
"What person shows you around a mental hospital? Tour-ettes :)"
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"Knock knock. Who's there? Benjamin. Benjamin Who? Yes, Benjamin Netanya Who."
"i feel like i need to go to rehab for my avocado addiction. :("
"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. Then I saw her arguing with him about money. Now I see Santa drinking by himself."
"I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook... They wanted books but instead they got magazines"
"perfume should come with instructions like on medicine: Dab LIGHTLY on pulse points Do NOT marinade in event of overdose take shower"
"In RL I'm a car salesman. Which means its my job to know how many bodies fit in the trunk of a car officer. This is all work related."
"u think u had a bad day? smh think about the tree that just got cut down to make flyers for the next nickelback concert"
"How do you stop your ol' lady from ruining your Saturday night? Kill the bitch on friday."
"A horse walks into a bar. ""Too late,"" says the bartender, ""we're joking about the pope now."""