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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that the king of the jungle fell into a deep, deep sleep? He's a lion in a coma."
Next Joke
"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."
"I love Mondays... It's when I take my weekly sarcasm class."
"What is Hitler's phone number? 999-999-999"
"May I get your name? Yes, its ""I'm The Only Person Here Waiting For Coffee."""
"What's the difference between a toddler and a handgun? A handgun can't suck a dick."
"What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan? Make America 8 again"
"A wise man learns from his mistakes. A wiser man learns from others' mistakes."
"Why go to college? There's Google."
"While stalking someone on Facebook, I accidentally liked a picture 700 tags deep. Not even Yahoo! Answers has a solution for this."