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Joke of the Day
"People claim they're into recycling, but just watch their faces when you rinse out a condom."
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"""Every dog has his day,"" they used to say. Still, no one was quite prepared that morning Emperor Mister Pickles marched his army into town."
"Everyone's all worried about World War III. Worry about the important shit. Batman's fighting Superman in 2016."
"A bad thing about living in Switzerland. The flag is a big plus, but that just adds to the problem. (I did not create the first part, but i decided to *add* the last part to the joke)"
"66% of being a woman is just hiding the remote when you're mad"
"What do you call a jackass in the mafia? A donkey."
"[OC] So I went downstairs to check the time on a clock... But it was saying 4:04: Time Not Found!"
"When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-RfZDiayDI"
"Vicodin and Scotch. When you absolutely, positively need to wake up underneath your neighbor's swing-set."
"What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after? Yes, I'm completely sure."