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Joke of the Day

"What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after? Yes, I'm completely sure."

"What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano? I'll be bach."

"Two muffins are sitting in an oven The first muffin turns to the other and says ""gee it's hot in here"" The other muffin replies ""holy shit! A talking fucking muffin!"""

"You can have any movie from Rick Astley's Pixar collection, except for one He's never gonna give you Up. ^^^^^^sorrynotsorry"

"Wanna go to Copenhagen? Amsterdam sure"

"What do you call 2 accountants having a threesome with a girl? Double-entry"

"A Muslim, a communist and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""Hello Mr. President!"""

"What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common? They're both hide and seek champions!"

"I called a guy with dwarfism a 'midget' He was a little offended"

"What is the one type of person that will never get angry? A nomad."