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Joke of the Day

"[OC] So I went downstairs to check the time on a clock... But it was saying 4:04: Time Not Found!"

"Radio Shack has stayed in business with a name combining something no one buys anymore and a type of building no one wants to go into."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. I look at coffee but I am afraid to talk to it"

"Sometimes blank stare is the correct answer."

"What do whales and milk have in common? They both cum in gallons."

"In an ideal world, a ""Laser Jet"" would be something to vaporize aliens with and not a fucking type of printer."

"Made in Thailand Have you heard of the mountain climber from Bangkok? He became famous as the Thai of the Eiger. ~ Who won the election for mayor of Bangkok? It was a Thai."

"So I fired my sit-down body guard today... Because he would not stand up for me"

"Everyone keeps talking about tragedies but then does nothing about it. Just like this post."

"How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."