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Joke of the Day

"Vicodin and Scotch. When you absolutely, positively need to wake up underneath your neighbor's swing-set."

"How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was."

"Why could Donald Trump never be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts."

"Did you hear about the witch who ate 10 packs of gum? She had some double bubble toilet trouble."

"Q: How do you make anti-freeze? A: Take away her blanket."

"Great news teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!"

"A woman sends her logician husband to the shops. ""Get me a loaf of bread,"" she said, ""and if they have eggs, get me a dozen."" The husband returns from the shop with twelve loaves of bread."

"When can a woman make you a millionaire? When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)"

"Today is full of possibilities and I have a strong feeling none of them are mine."

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