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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box? Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me."

"What do you call a vampire ophthalmologist? Count Drocular"

"Of course men aren't above women... But I'd sure like to be on top of you ;)"

"What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn? Beep repaired..."

"Why do gangsters hold their pistols sideways? Because that's how it comes in the box :D"

"I think we figured out which one was Destiny's child."

"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw? A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird."

"Don't make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. I'm sure she's thick and tired of it."

"Where do Sith Lords shop? At Darth Mall."

"Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff? So it would push back."