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Joke of the Day
"How do the greek separate the men from the boys? With a crow bar."
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"What's Irish and stays out all night? Paddy O'Furniture."
"What did the sushi say to the bee? WASABI"
"""I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
"ME: *eating shepherd's pie* this is really yummy SHEPHERD: hey, that's my pie"
"Do you even Choo Choo? Because you are a ""Damn Girl"" Karma train"
"This lasagna recipe has been handed down in my family for generations in the hopes that someone would eventually make it."
"Everybody has been reading about the fight today Except Floyd Mayweather."
"They're demanding figgy pudding. They won't go until they get some. What do I do? Call the cops? I'm calling the cops."
"Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth."