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Joke of the Day
"I asked a scientist how close humanity is to speed-of-light travel ""We're relatively far off."""
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"what's food backwards? vomit"
"A mime once nearly had me convinced that a wall was actually there... ...but it was just an obstacle illusion."
"I got told off for masturbating at the gun range. We had very different interpretations of shooting from the hip."
"What goes around.... still goes around, because life is a b**ch"
"Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee? Because she used #nofilter"
"REPORTER: *asks question* POLITICIAN: that's a great question and thank you for asking it *answers a different question*"
"I used to hate tumors But then they grew on me"
"Dad, is that dog over there a wiener dog? Son, with enough peanut butter every dog is a wiener dog."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Strap a steak to the ceiling"