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Joke of the Day

"Two Deer walk out of a gay bar... One Deer turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""

"What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You've got no beef soldier!"

"What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers."

"Hey guys quick question. Uh I'm in K-Mart right now, which aisle would be the best for me to lie down and die in?"

"The worst thing about doggie style is you can both see your kid come into the room."

"Me: What does that cloud look like to you? 3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be? 3-year-old: Rain."

"I don't have a summer home, but I do have several different email addresses."

"""You know how I realized I had such a great butt?"" Because every time I would walk away after meeting a group of ladies I could hear them say, "" what an ass"""

"Eating broccoli is a lot like anal sex... If you're forced to have it as a kid, it's less enjoyable when you're an adult."

"What does a vegetarian zombie eat? Grains..."