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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man who dies of heat exhaustion and a white guy that dies of a brain aneurysm? Different Strokes"

"Told her I'd rather eat laundry than fold it and now I'm having boxers for breakfast."

"My friend got in an accident that caused the whole left side of his body to be amputated off He's alright now"

"What does a panda say when it's out of food? Chute"

"Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver."

"On our honeymoon, more than anything, I wanted to join the Mile High Club... ...but my wife didn't give a flying fuck"

"What idiot called them Ex-fiancees' and not 'Near-Mrs' ?"

"A man walks into a zoo... But there is only a dog. It's a shih tzu."

"An Australian drives up to a hitch hiker with one eye, no arms, and one leg And says ""Oi! You look 'armless! 'Op in!"""

"""Papa who was Hamlet?"" ""You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and I'll show you who he was."""