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Joke of the Day
"The worst thing about doggie style is you can both see your kid come into the room."
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"[on phone with attorney] HIM: you're being charged for murder. ME: damn that sounds expensive i guess you can just put it on my Amex"
"Hillary and Trump are in a boat and it sinks. Who survives? I'd say Hillary. According to Bill, she never goes down."
"A man walks into a bar Ouch..."
"I like my women like I like my cars ...All black and twenty eight hundred pounds!"
"How do you know if you have skin cancer? You die from skin cancer and come back as a ghost to study the autopsy report."
"A dyslexic walks into a bank and yells: ""Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a fuck up!"""
"If a man says something in the middle of a forest and there is no women around to hear him is he still wrong?"
"Did you hear about the guy who pick pocketed a midget? How could he stoop so low?"
"If the world was a giant sweater, where would all the black people live In the hood"