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Joke of the Day

"It's true I misunderstood what you meant by ""take me to the bone zone"" but you must admit this is a very nice graveyard."

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"Old milk is just like cold milk Except you didn't c what you were getting into."
"My son just explained how he wants to make a necklace out of my hair which is totally normal & doesn't at all concern & terrify me."
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"A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. ""This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are almost well."""
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"Be the change you want to find in your couch."
"the waiter grinds me some pepper. ""tell me when."" i never say 'when'. the restaurant and the city fill with pepper. sky turns black w/ peppr"
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