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Joke of the Day

"Old milk is just like cold milk Except you didn't c what you were getting into."

"What happens if you cut off your left hand? You would be all right."

"What is a double-wide salad? It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. JK. Rolling"

"My girlfriend said a small penis was okay. But I still wish she didn't have one."

"You could kidnap my mom and she'd still ask if you've eaten."

"How do you keep a blonde in suspense? ..."

"*puts dreamcatcher above bed* ""Sure hope this works"" *wakes up in the middle of the night* *Ryan Gosling is stuck in dreamcatcher* ""YES"""

"[spelling bee] ""your word is... death"" can you use it in a sentence? ""in most states, yes"""

"Michael J. Fox was in a car crash... ...a bystander ran up to check if he was ok. ""Yeah..."" Michael said ""I'm just a little shaken up"""