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Joke of the Day
"Can't wait until phones become waterproof so pushing people in pools becomes funny again."
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"Sweet chan joke why was 6chan afraid of 7chan, because 7 8 9gag"
"Shortest joke ever? ""Pretentious? Moi?"""