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Joke of the Day
"I could tell you a UDP joke... But you might not get it."
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"If your mouse doesn't work, what is it? Unemployed."
"An Eskimo is holidaying in New Zealand.. His car breaks down. A Kiwi stops to help, opens the bonnet, and says ""Bro, you've blown a seal"" To which the Eskimo responds ""so what mate, you fuck sheep!"""
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day... Teach a man to fish and he'll put you out of work."
"If you get nervous at a nude beach, just imagine everyone in their underwear."
"Pregnant Kim Kardashian is moaning in a magazine, ""Nothing looks good on me"" I disagree. A grand piano dropped from a considerable height would."
"I was going to tell a Nirvana joke, but... Nevermind."
"What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common? If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded."
"Do you remember when you used to blow bubbles? Well he's back in town and said he misses you."
"You are so sweet... ...is your zodiac sign caries?"