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Joke of the Day

"This is how the disaster happened. Poop : knock knock. Anal sphincter : who is this?? Poop : Fart. Anal sphincter : OK. Pass!"

"When my wife asked me to stop being a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."

"Sandpaper I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. Gosh, I only intended to rough him up a bit."

"I got infatuated with a pizza. I thought it was just a *crust*. But damn, it was love at first *slice*"

"What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in? A pan, duh!"

"I often think if I'd taken a different path in life, I could be lying on a slightly more comfortable sofa right now."

"""Haha you flinched"" ""No crap, you almost hit me in the face!"""

"I like my coffee like I like my girls Without a penis."

"I told Stephen Hawking a joke once... ...he couldn't stand it."

"Hellen Keller walks into a bar then into a chair, and then into a table."