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Joke of the Day

"This is how the disaster happened. Poop : knock knock. Anal sphincter : who is this?? Poop : Fart. Anal sphincter : OK. Pass!"

"How do you organize a space party? You planet, i'll leave now"

"What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea? ALLAHPOO AKBAR!"

"What's the worst thing about alcoholics? They wine too much."

"And on the seventh day God said, ""the American version of the Office should have ended when Jim asked out Pam"""

"Stop calling yourself sexy. The only thing you turn on is a microwave."

"[OC] A cold bear Did you know that when a bear gets cold it loses control of its vowels and becomes a brrrr?"

"""What? Only 2% Milk? Then what's the other 98%!?"" [bull walking confidently out of the factory] Oh you don't wanna know"

"What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy? ""Oh god, a caucus!"" ^^^cuz ^^^he ^^^has ^^^a ^^^new ^^^england ^^^accent"

"An old man was sitting there trying to dook 1 out... His dooker was all empty, void of a duke. As he, sat there and peed, shat free, he re,alized, that he, was, ""squeezin for no reason"""