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Joke of the Day
"New day, same old bullshit."
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"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it. I'll show myself out."
"What do you call a horny square? Erectangle"
"I tried gay phone sex last night, but I'm not sure I'm doing it right. I was the giver and it was the receiver."
"What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together we can stop this shit."
"Did you hear about the baker who robbed a bank? He came in with buns glazing."
"I just saw a stage show about puns... It was a play on words."
"The last Hillary Clinton email joke... [defeated]"
"Who's the first Jewish guy to get a Heisman Trophy? ""Fred Goldman, because he's got mine!"" - OJ Simpson"
"You know why I hate Cancer? I have crabs. *(Zodiac)*"