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Joke of the Day
"Why did Tommen jump out the window? Because he was ready to come out."
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"I wanna give a shoutout to the sidewalks For keeping people off the streets."
"I guess anywhere they have that Zika virus... ...is a good place to go to get a little head."
"What does oral sex in a nursing home taste like? (shrugs shoulders) Depends."
"Mr Peg, my Digital Photography teacher, just passed away. Rest in peace Jay."
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? ...you can't milk a cow for a decade straight."
"""Mom! Mom! Hold this cockroach while I grab the lizard!"" --Things I honestly never imagined I'd hear as a parent"
"What do you call a snobby criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending"
"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer. Ash."
"Per Wikipedia, there are two kinds of scorpions. One can sting and kill you like a spider, the other can sing and rock you like a hurricane"