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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a snobby criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending"

"If I had a dollar every time Trump said something stupid. I would have a small loan of a million dollars."

"""It's clear"" said the teacher ""That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?"" ""Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"""

"I love paying full retail for a game and not have all the content available. Said no one ever"

"Tonight is bad for me. Could everyone arrange to Wang Chung maybe some time early tomorrow afternoon?"

"I made it halfway to Mexico before I realized that those sirens were just coming from the song on my radio."

"Lenins If life hands you Lenins, start a socialist revolution."

"Everybody on Earth must be ''literate''... because nobody ever uses the trash cans anymore :/"

"I'm not looking for a TC, I'm looking for someone with a woodchipper who doesn't ask questions."

"There is no reason to hit a woman! Lol, just kidding"