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Joke of the Day
"I guess anywhere they have that Zika virus... ...is a good place to go to get a little head."
Next Joke
"Just saw a fat woman lick icing off of her sleeve so that is the last time I eat in front of a mirror."
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile Robin."
"This milk is so far past it's expiration date I'm only gonna have a small slice."
"When asked why he wouldn't upgrade his operating system to Windows 8... Arnold Schwarzenegger replied: 'Windows 8, never! I still love Vista baby'..."
"Indiana Jones: [screaming as his hand is crushed under a door] ARRGGHHH! WHY? WHY DID I REACH FOR MY HAT? I OWN SO MANY HATS!!"
"If life was reddit... I'd still be unpopular"
"I hate it when you're on the bus and the local weirdo get on and sits next to you. You know, the ones that watch you having a wank."
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Becoz, its a chicken ... bok bok bawwkkk [insert chicken dance here]"
"So desperate for some action, I might just crash a frat party and roofie my own drink tonight."