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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? ...you can't milk a cow for a decade straight."
Next Joke
"Why do Asians squint with their eyes? Because bombs are bright."
"Damn girl, are you the Employee of the Month? 'Cause you sure do suck a lot of dick."
"Someone asked me if it's true that all the women I've made love to have been depressed I said, ""That depends...do you mean before or after?"""
"What did one transition metal say to the other? Cu later!"
"Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears? The cue tip."
"What fish tastes great with peanut butter? Jellyfish"
"There are so many animal nudes on the internet. I mean, its not even regulated. Literally almost every animal picture is naked."
"A prostitute propositions a snowman, ""I can be gentle or dominant. I can be anything you want me to be."" The snowman hands her $20 and says, ""Be a snow blower."""
"You know it's bad when your C++ program has more friends than you do."