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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer. Ash."
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"met the cutest girl today. her eyes were gentle, like the light from a phone screen and her smile glowed, like the light from a phone screen"
"I like to pretend I'm on ""American Idol"" by holding a piece of paper with a number on it and running out of a room like an idiot."
"Why do software developers make the best relationship partners? because they're not afraid of committing."
"Why was the blonde's belly button bruised? Her boyfriend was blond, too."
"Why was Freddie Mercury a great front-man for Queen? He could perform ""Under Pressure""."
"World's shortest poem titled.... Fleas Adam had `em"
"A Little Jewish Humor Q: How much does a moil get paid? A: Fifty dollars and a tip."
"How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb? None, political idealists can't change anything."
"People have always told me, ""Shoot for the stars"" So I became a celebrity hitman"