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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear they're republishing that Simple Mathematics study guide? It's the revised edition. (Revise Addition)"

"Calling bullshit on movies. Not once have I walked into a public restroom and found a gun taped to the back of the toilet."

"In America she's called ""Miley"" Cyrus, but in other countries she's called ""What America would be like if it were a person""."

"Why was the Human Torch arrested? He had firearms."

"I went to the zoo the other day... The only animal they had was a small dog. It was a shih tzu"

"What did one gay man say to another at the bar? ""Mind if I push your stool in? ;)"""

"My girlfriend just dumped me because I she says I talk too much about video games... ...It's a horribl**e** thing to Fallout 4."

"What is the difference between being horny and hungry? Where you put the cucumber."

"*First day as drug dealer* *Giggles* ""coke isn't available, is Pepsi ok?"" *gets stabbed*"

"Only 30's kids will get this... Jesus."