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Joke of the Day
"I went to the zoo the other day... The only animal they had was a small dog. It was a shih tzu"
Next Joke
"69 is the kamikaze of sex. If I'm going down, you're coming with me."
"How much does the Holocaust?"
"There's no place like home. (to poop)"
"When I see Scary Spice now I can't help but think our fear threshold was much lower in the mid-90s"
"Speaking of lent some of you mofos owe me money"
"I love the smell of abandoned commercial manufacturing plants. I find it to be a pleasant old factory experience."
"Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time? Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr."
"What did Santa say at the brothel? Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!"
"How do girls remember every word of an argument? I don't remember what I had for dinner and I'm eating it now"