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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Human Torch arrested? He had firearms."
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"Did you see the gorgeous girl doing the taser demonstration? She was stunning."
"Waiter: how do you want your burger? Me: *points to girl at another table not taking a picture of her dinner* that rare"
"What is the best way to get called a ,""genius?"" ...by losing a billion dollars in business."
"I just realized I can make 50 funny faces at my boss in less than 30 seconds while the elevator door closes. Anyway, got fired."
"The other day I went to the doctor and he told me I may be schizophrenic And I said, ""Hey Doc, you must be talking to the wrong guy!"""
"Our conscience is clear- we don't use it."
"A neutron walks into a bar... and asks the bartender: ""How much does a glass of beer cost?"" The bartender replies: ""For you, no charge""."
"why do they always say ""fight fire with fire"" in the movies and stuff? basic pokemon training renders that pretty ineffective"
"What's green and hangs from trees? Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it."