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Joke of the Day
"*First day as drug dealer* *Giggles* ""coke isn't available, is Pepsi ok?"" *gets stabbed*"
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"Men with itchy butts Have smelly fingers"
"When I saw ""likes music"" on her dating profile, I almost fell out of my chair. Because I also like music. Holy shit she likes good food too!"
"What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? Sexual harassment. What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? $3.99 a minute"
"Make it hurt nsfw A woman told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt so I fucked her twice and punched her in the face."
"Archaeologists digging on a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche."
"Handjob contest Beat off the competition"
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot."
"What did the left ass cheek say to the right ass cheek? Whose the asshole in the middle."
"If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?' "