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Joke of the Day
"What did one gay man say to another at the bar? ""Mind if I push your stool in? ;)"""
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"[in DM] She: Don't talk like that. Me: With my thumbs?"
"I think I'm more shocked that Rodney King had a swimming pool than that he is dead"
"Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes."
"Why don't cows simply run away from their farms? Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na"
"I was once stoned in Memphis And I entered this weird contest where you had to walk on famous Jessicas. I was walking with my feet 10 ft off a Beal."
"How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They gave her a basketball and told her to read."
"I wish I had trained flies that would fly into the mouths of people who chew with their mouths open"
"nicole kidman please name your next child Teendude"
"You know what sucks? Babies"