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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend just dumped me because I she says I talk too much about video games... ...It's a horribl**e** thing to Fallout 4."

"What do you call a tissue that is sleeping? A napkin"

"My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom. This morning we synthesised a new protein chain."

"Think I nailed my job interview today because I wore a graduation cap to make it look like I graduated high school"

"why aren't mexicans and blacks suppose to have kids? because the children will be to lazy to steal."

"What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles? Philippe Philoppe"

"Did you hear that Castro's body double retired? He was tired of playing second Fidel."

"What do you call a penis with stamps on it? Male. Of course, if you have to sign for it, it's a package."

"Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side!"

"amazing how folks can pinpoint the subtle floral undertones in a glass of wine while i'm like ""yo, is there mustard on this grilled cheese?"""