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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend just dumped me because I she says I talk too much about video games... ...It's a horribl**e** thing to Fallout 4."

"R.I.P. Today a man died after jumping into a waste treatment facility. The coroner ruled it a sewercide."

"What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth? One was planned."

"I was thinking about you today... Just wondering where I'm going to hide your body."

"What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? Shear madness."

"Bro, your girl is so basic bitch Her shoe size is 14"

"Did you hear about the dumb woman who had... Did you hear about the woman who had two chances to get Pregnant? She blew them both..."

"If a girl is preventing you from reaching your goal then she's a keeper"

"Why do they call it ""Lipstick?.... ... When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it?"

"How do you make holy water? You just take normal water and boil the hell out of it."