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Joke of the Day
"What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold? That's growth."
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"Just watched Inception,Donnie Darko,Memento and The Matrix and now I don't think I am real anymore."
"You can't spell Meek Mill.. ..without two consecutive L's."
"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black"
"What happens when you eat too much seafood? You begin to feel a little eel."
"Date: Lets break the ice. Polar bear: break th-[shatters Coke bottle] BREAK THE ICE? What are you saying?! D: I mea- PB: THATS MY HOME LINDA"
"Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they"
"May I pay you handsomely, good sir? -Why yes you may. *opens wallet* *pulls out Ryan Gosling*"
"Why did Napoleon's soldiers wear red buttons on their blue jackets during the battle of Waterloo? ... so that they could close their jackets."
"What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits? A Timbyte"