219888
Joke of the Day
"You can't spell Meek Mill.. ..without two consecutive L's."
Next Joke
"What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad? Clickbait"
"Q: How did the ghost patch his sheet? A: With a pumpkin patch."
"What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field? A farmer"
"Why does the graveyard have fences? Because people were dying to get in!"
"What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They both have the same middle name."
"Why is the white girl so odd? Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me."
"Who do you sell second hand bikes to? A re-cyclist."
"If you need space join NASA' Baby! XD"
"If you're with me when I die, remember 2 things: 1) Do Not Resuscitate 2) Smash Phone on Ground"