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Joke of the Day

"Why did Napoleon's soldiers wear red buttons on their blue jackets during the battle of Waterloo? ... so that they could close their jackets."

"All rooms are panic rooms if there is no iPhone charger"

"What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music? Trap"

"California is getting so much rain right now... ...that even Caitlyn Jenner is getting wet."

"What do you get when you mix a gay Eskimo and a Black man? A snow blower that doesn't work"

"What goes in big and hard and comes out soft and soggy? Bubble gum."

"What did one potatoe say to another? Dan Quayle wrote this joke."

"What do you call a barbarian you can't see? an Invisigoth."

"Donald Trump asked if the Pope could hear his confession while in NY The Pope said he would like to, but he's on a busy schedule and he doesn't have all day."

"A man spends his first 9 months trying to get out of the womb and the rest of his life trying to get back in"