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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits? A Timbyte"
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"Socialism jokes are only funny if everybody gets them. Its Reality."
"If your toilet paper roll is on the wrong way, I'll fix it and then never come over again."
"People say I'm disagreeable They're all wrong"
"If Jack helped you off the horse... ... would you help Jack off the horse? I tried."
"Christmas jokes needed I am about to MC a high school Christmas staff talent show and need your best Christmas or holiday jokes. This is happening in two hours."
"Why did hitler killed himself? He got the bill for gas"
"Government Shutdown: Day 4 3am: Monkey House, National Zoo A door crashes open. A triumphant screech. Ben Stiller escapes into the night."
"What do you say to your sister when she's crying? Are you having a crisis?"
"Maybe, ""only if you're taking me to dinner"" wasn't the best response to, ""is this going down?"" to the guy on the elevator. Flirting is hard"