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Joke of the Day

"Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they"

"PBS is starting a new children's show... for kids along the Mexican-American border. It's called Maquiladora the Explorer."

"Why do french people love to eat snails? Because they can't stand fast food"

"Society: Be yourself ........ Society: No not like that"

"If I could have any superpower in the world It would have to be Cold War era Russia."

"Potentially offensive Muslim pick-up line [NSFW] Hey girl, are you prayer? Because I'd love to do you 5 times a day"

"Women don't deserve to be paid as much as men and should stay in the kitchen. I'd go on, but that's the misogyngist of it."

"Hey ninja turtles, if youre trying to hide that youre turtles maybe dont drive around in a van thats customized to look like a giant turtle."

"So an Irishman walks out of bar... Haha no he didn't"

"What did the tree do when he got really nervous? He SOILed his pants I'll^see^myself^out..."