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Joke of the Day
"Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers."
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"I'll do you like I do my homework... For two minutes."
"What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? Ince pies !"
"Math teacher: What is the value of x? Student: She was my life."