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"We Found Love in a Swollen Face Chris Brown ft. Rihanna"
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"Life is like a penis, loose and hanging freely. Until a woman comes along and makes it hard."
"The other day my buddy asked me if I wanted a warm Budweiser I replied, "" No its fine, I brought my own piss, ill just drink that. """
"All the single ladies. All the single ladies. All the single ladies. Now put your hands up! Lol. But seriously, ladies. This is a robbery."
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"Great opinion from a stupid girl ! Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"I want to tell a joke about infrastructure spending in the UK but only people in London will get it."
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"People always complain that Jewish people have all the money. Well if 6 million of your people died, you'd expect at least some inheritance"
"please pray for my sons Thursten and Gorse who have just glued themselves to a curtain,"