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Joke of the Day
"Taliban Airways We make sure your flight is a blast."
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"A friend told me there's a place like twitter called ""outside"" where people favorite each other by making eye contact and smiling. Unfollow."
"I watched the movie San Andreas today and I really enjoyed it Despite its faults."
"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last very long for fat people"
"What do you call a pensioner at a murder trial? A juryatric."
"What did the helicopter... What did the helicopter dick spinner say to initiate gyration? GO GO GADGET!!"
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."
"Before the internet, it was way harder to google stuff"
"Two peanuts were walking down the street One was assaulted"
"What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake? I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me"